Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Busy Day!

Hello Bluebellies,

I spent the whole day in the hospital. No, not for me. For my grandfather. He's been having some health issues so I took him to the VA hospital. A routine doctor's visit turned into a whole day affair. It was tiring, but I enjoyed the time I got to spend with him :) 

While I was there a heard more than a few off-colored jokes from the old veterans. Here's one:


A guy goes up to a girl at school and touches her head: "Did you wet your hair this morning?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Boy: "Well what did you do this morning, pee through a straw?"


Icckkkk...


Do you have any dirty jokes? :P please share!


~m.m.
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45 comments:

  1. MelanieMay 18, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    I think I would offend far too many with the ones I know!

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  2. pixelMay 18, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    haha, that is awesome, gonna tell that at work

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  3. Jesse CrowsMay 18, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    hope all is well with your grandpa!

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  4. Blogging SkaterMay 18, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    i dont have any good ones

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  5. XenotothMay 18, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    I don't know any dirty jokes. No, of course not, those things are vulgar! For shame! <.< >.>

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  6. GhostDudeMay 18, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

    Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

    Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

    Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

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  7. Watchtower Corp.May 18, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    is sincerely wish you and your grand father all the best
    and I cant think of joke right now .sorry

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  8. J.R.May 18, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    Hope your gramps gets better.

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  9. fit4lifeMay 18, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    oh god... that joke is horrible

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  10. JCFMay 18, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    I don't get this joke. Anyway all the best for ur grandpa

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  11. CommonMay 18, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    Oh lawd, I read that in class and laughed out loud. Whoops!

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  12. Lucky13May 18, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    lol that's a funny joke
    Here is one silly joke:

    Guy to girl: Hey wanna hear a joke? Oh never mind, its too long.
    Girl to guy: Hey wanna hear my joke? Oh never mind, you'll never get it.

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  13. MikeMay 18, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he gets better soon.

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  14. AnonymousMay 18, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    hope he feels better.

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  15. MoobeatMay 18, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    busy busy

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  16. SeanExactMay 18, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    got to love our elders!!! ;P

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  17. zepdragonMay 18, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Lol, took me a moment, that is disgusting! :P

    Do hope your gramps feels better!

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  18. MalkavianMay 18, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Hope your grand father is okay, i didnt got the joke actually...

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  19. ErikaMay 18, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    I hope your grandad gets better soon!! <3

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  20. Quick ReadsMay 18, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    Aww I hope he gets better, really :) and I got no jokes at the moment :/ haha but hey check out my new tips, they might work :) don't get sad, stay cool!

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  21. xPwNxstar76xMay 18, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    ahahahah XD

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  22. DejchMay 19, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    can't think of any atm... or w8... w8.... w8 for it... ah damn i got nothing

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  23. kxxthanxxMay 19, 2011 at 2:52 AM

    cool

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  24. MookMay 19, 2011 at 2:52 AM

    Hope your gran gets better :)

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  25. Jay ReidMay 19, 2011 at 4:16 AM

    Ewww... That's worse than the picture of my balls.

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  26. Solsby KidMay 19, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    hahaha thats rank

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  27. DaveMay 19, 2011 at 5:50 AM

    My jokes are too bad ass for here lol. hope your grandfather is ok though.

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  28. mindphMay 19, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    Best wishes to your grandpa

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  29. T. BanacekMay 19, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    Hope your grandpa is doing ok! That joke is just terrible...

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  30. TDJMay 19, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    Don't really like the dirty jokes. My parents-in-law make them to often.

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  31. emosniper6108May 19, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    Hope your grandpa gets better

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  32. RumikoMay 19, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    That sucks, I hope your grandpa is well! Got no jokes that work out well in English I'm afraid... :(

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  33. JamesMay 19, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    I love offending people. I'm sure I'll use this one today :)

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  34. AlunithMay 19, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    Very good joke, love it!

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  35. AnonymousMay 19, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    I feel like an idiot, didn't get the joke... heh... Going to try to figure out what the joke is...

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  36. botjiMay 19, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Haha, good one!

    I really suck at telling jokes, especially in real life. I always screw up the punchline!

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  37. RedHeadRobMay 19, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    I have a bunch of horrible jokes, but I do comedy so they aren't exactly dirty, if you want a really dirty joke look up the film the aristocrats

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  38. ThorfanMay 19, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Ok wow, I finally got it lol

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  39. GMay 19, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    cool joke - hope your granddad is on then mend

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  40. THUNDERCATMay 19, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    I hope your grandpapa will end up okay! ;)

    I have a dirty joke but it's hell corny!
    What did the frequent masturbater say to his ex just as she was about to leave him?

    I can "handle it" all by my damn self!

    Corny I know lol

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  41. CPHMay 19, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    You know how every racist joke begins?

    (Looks around)

    ...:D

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  42. MikeNeumanMay 19, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    I can only think of those "non-jokes" right now. For example, Q: What do you call a ship sinking with a 1000 lawyers on it? A: A horrible tragedy.

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  43. MoobeatMay 19, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    i wouldnt want to get my mouth wasted out

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  44. Al3xaGMay 19, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Im terrible with jokes, not only telling them, but I seem to never be able to remember them

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  45. BartMay 19, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    hairy belly* thanks :D

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