I spent the whole day in the hospital. No, not for me. For my grandfather. He's been having some health issues so I took him to the VA hospital. A routine doctor's visit turned into a whole day affair. It was tiring, but I enjoyed the time I got to spend with him :)
While I was there a heard more than a few off-colored jokes from the old veterans. Here's one:
A guy goes up to a girl at school and touches her head: "Did you wet your hair this morning?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Boy: "Well what did you do this morning, pee through a straw?"
Do you have any dirty jokes? :P please share!