Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Busy Day!

Hello Bluebellies,

I spent the whole day in the hospital. No, not for me. For my grandfather. He's been having some health issues so I took him to the VA hospital. A routine doctor's visit turned into a whole day affair. It was tiring, but I enjoyed the time I got to spend with him :) 

While I was there a heard more than a few off-colored jokes from the old veterans. Here's one:


A guy goes up to a girl at school and touches her head: "Did you wet your hair this morning?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Boy: "Well what did you do this morning, pee through a straw?"


Icckkkk...


Do you have any dirty jokes? :P please share!


~m.m.

45 comments:

  1. I think I would offend far too many with the ones I know!

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  2. haha, that is awesome, gonna tell that at work

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  3. hope all is well with your grandpa!

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  4. I don't know any dirty jokes. No, of course not, those things are vulgar! For shame! <.< >.>

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  5. Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

    Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

    Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

    Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

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  6. is sincerely wish you and your grand father all the best
    and I cant think of joke right now .sorry

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  7. Hope your gramps gets better.

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  8. oh god... that joke is horrible

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  9. I don't get this joke. Anyway all the best for ur grandpa

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  10. Oh lawd, I read that in class and laughed out loud. Whoops!

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  11. lol that's a funny joke
    Here is one silly joke:

    Guy to girl: Hey wanna hear a joke? Oh never mind, its too long.
    Girl to guy: Hey wanna hear my joke? Oh never mind, you'll never get it.

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  12. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he gets better soon.

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  13. Lol, took me a moment, that is disgusting! :P

    Do hope your gramps feels better!

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  14. Hope your grand father is okay, i didnt got the joke actually...

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  15. I hope your grandad gets better soon!! <3

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  16. Aww I hope he gets better, really :) and I got no jokes at the moment :/ haha but hey check out my new tips, they might work :) don't get sad, stay cool!

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  17. can't think of any atm... or w8... w8.... w8 for it... ah damn i got nothing

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  18. Hope your gran gets better :)

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  19. Ewww... That's worse than the picture of my balls.

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  20. My jokes are too bad ass for here lol. hope your grandfather is ok though.

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  21. Best wishes to your grandpa

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  22. Hope your grandpa is doing ok! That joke is just terrible...

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  23. Don't really like the dirty jokes. My parents-in-law make them to often.

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  24. Hope your grandpa gets better

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  25. That sucks, I hope your grandpa is well! Got no jokes that work out well in English I'm afraid... :(

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  26. I love offending people. I'm sure I'll use this one today :)

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  27. I feel like an idiot, didn't get the joke... heh... Going to try to figure out what the joke is...

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  28. Haha, good one!

    I really suck at telling jokes, especially in real life. I always screw up the punchline!

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  29. I have a bunch of horrible jokes, but I do comedy so they aren't exactly dirty, if you want a really dirty joke look up the film the aristocrats

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  30. Ok wow, I finally got it lol

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  31. cool joke - hope your granddad is on then mend

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  32. I hope your grandpapa will end up okay! ;)

    I have a dirty joke but it's hell corny!
    What did the frequent masturbater say to his ex just as she was about to leave him?

    I can "handle it" all by my damn self!

    Corny I know lol

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  33. You know how every racist joke begins?

    (Looks around)

    ...:D

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  34. I can only think of those "non-jokes" right now. For example, Q: What do you call a ship sinking with a 1000 lawyers on it? A: A horrible tragedy.

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  35. i wouldnt want to get my mouth wasted out

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  36. Im terrible with jokes, not only telling them, but I seem to never be able to remember them

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